I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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