It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
