That's when you crack a 10am beer
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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