I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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