Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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