he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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