Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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