A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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