That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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