Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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