On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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