I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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