btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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