Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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