Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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