i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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