So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
my god I love twenty year old dicks
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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