I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
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