their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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