Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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