i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
