is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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