clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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