Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Will you blow on my dice?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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