butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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