Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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