The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
