Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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