she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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