I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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