Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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