It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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