My friends, they love my intelligence
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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