I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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