Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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