I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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