I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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