u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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