Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
tell me about the eggs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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