her vagine was all disorganized.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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