Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
is it fun? or sober?
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