That's intense
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
only if we run a train.
done.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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