The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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