So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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