Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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