she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We talked him into tasing himself.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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