I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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