I am in a vortex of obligation.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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