Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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