is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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