And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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